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Evil Aliens review

Posted in Horror Comedy, Sci Fi Horror with tags , , , , , , , , on June 3, 2013 by Alex Roy

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Evil Aliens (2006)

Tagline: They’re all that stand between us and the Evil Aliens. Pray that’s enough.

Directed by:
Jake West

Produced by:
Falcon Film Productions

Run time:
89 minutes

Released:
March 10, 2006

Review:

Evil Aliens is a worthwhile horror comedy that shows how a low-budget film can do something truly creative in terms of what the filmmakers were able to pull off with such a meager budget. The film is cheesy and gory and over the top. This is definitely the type of film that will certainly delight fans of lower budget films. The performances are quite good and the cast is amusing in what they bring to the screen. I thought that Evil Aliens was one of the best low-budget horror comedies in quite some time. The film looks cheaply made, but that shouldn’t turn you away from the sheer entertainment value that the film provides so well. There’s plenty of over the top moments that you’re sure to enjoy if you love gross out films. The film is imperfect, but it is a film where it is crafted purely for mindless fun, and enjoy yourself with friends. Evil Aliens is a well crafted picture that boasts wicked gore effects and funny scenes that are well thought out. If you enjoy B movies, then this is a must see. There is enough originality here that makes Evil Aliens one of the most enjoyable horror comedies of the last ten years or so. If this is the type of film that you like, don’t pass this one up. The jokes are funny, the gore is plentiful and the director is able to pull off something truly wonderful with his ideas. Even if it’s never anything truly perfect, this is the perfect film that shows how talented some filmmakers are. If you’re tired of big budget horror films that recycle the same crap over and over again, and then give this one a shot, you may be pleasantly surprised at how good it is.

Final Rating:
7/10

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Manborg review

Posted in Horror Comedy, Sci Fi Horror, So bad, it's good with tags , , , , , , on May 6, 2013 by Alex Roy

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Manborg (2011)

Tagline:Revenge is Back

Directed by:
Steven Kostanski

Produced by:
Steven Kostanski

Run Time:
70 minutes

Released:
October 25, 2011

Review:

Over the top ridiculousness is only mildly describing Manborg. This film is an homage to 80’s low-budget Shlockers, and it is a fine little film that is very entertaining despite how cheesy it is. If you low-budget trash, then this is definitely worth checking out. Manborg is a fun and entertaining hour and it is among the most refreshing concepts that I have seen in quite some time. The film was intentionally made to look cheap, and it adds to the films charm, and enjoyment. Sci Fi horror fans looking for a fun and entertaining cheese fest. Throughout the film the story, if there is one, is really tongue in cheek, and relies on bad over dubbing to create humorous dialogue. With that being said, it worked very well to create a campy low-budget film that is lots of fun from start to finish. Now, I really didn’t expect much from this film, but I was pleasantly surprised. The creativity that went into making this film has to be admired. The filmmakers clearly had a great time making this film and the result shows on-screen. Sure the film is ridiculous, but that’s the point of it all. This is a film that is definitely not meant to be taken seriously.  Although far from perfect, Manborg is sure to become a cult classic over the time. There is definitely an audience out there for a film like, and hopefully this low-budget so bad it’s good style Sci Fi action horror yarn will be enjoyed by genre fans. I found this film to be very entertaining and it is rare for the horror genre to deliver such a unique little gem like this. Packed with action, horror and gore, this is sure to satisfy the midnight film fan. However just make sure you leave your brain at the door and be prepared for the sheer ridiculousness, but worthwhile ride that this low-budget gem delivers so well.

Final Rating:
6/10

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Ghost Story review

Posted in Supernatural Horror with tags , , , , , on April 15, 2013 by Alex Roy

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Ghost Story (1981)

Tagline:The time hascome to tell the tale.

Directed by:
John Irvin

Produced by:
Burt Weissbourd

Run Time:
110 minutes

Released:
December 16, 1981

Review:

Ghost Story is an average horror yarn that had the potential of being something truly memorable. As it stands, there are some effective moments here and there, but overall the material is mostly flat with minimal chills to be had. I enjoyed the film as a mindless time waster, but I also felt that the filmmakers could have put a bit more effort into the film’s script to really make it stand out among other ghost tales. Acting wise, there are some good performances, unfortunately there are no standout performances either. Genre fans may enjoy it, and there some good things about the film. However like I said, there should have been more effort put into delivering something truly horrifying. Ghost Story is mildly chilling, and it leaves a lot to be desired. Is the film worth seeing, you ask? Well, it is, if you want something in the vein of Amityville horror, where it’s not too scary, and then this is a perfect film to watch. Ghost Story is one of those films that is perfect for newcomers of the horror genre as the horror content is quite soft, but suggests more that what is going on, on-screen. In that sense, it leaves the imagination run wild, and it that respect, the movie succeeds at being quite entertaining and overcoming its shortcomings. The film could have been reworked, but as a whole, it’s mindless entertainment that will appeal to new fans of horror, but for the veteran, they notice its flaws very early. The plot on the other hand is quite good, but good have been perfected a bit more to really make Ghost Story a memorable horror classic. In the end, it’s worth seeing, and if you can get past its imperfections, you might like it as a cheesy horror tale.

Final Rating:
6/10

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Hospital Massacre review

Posted in Other Slashers with tags , , , , , , , on March 24, 2013 by Alex Roy

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Hospital Massacre(1982)

Tagline:There’s no recovery room at…Hospital Massacre

Directed by:
Boaz Davidson

Produced by:
Yoram Globus
Menahem Golan

Run time:
89 minutes

Released:
April, 1982

Review:

During the slasher craze of the 1980’s, many films have come out, and have since forgotten due to the fact that there have been many other films that have overshadowed their existence. One such film is Hospital Massacre. This is a genre film that doesn’t try anything new with its formula, and it is just a collection of clichés with an average plot.  The strength of the film lies in its effective kill sequences, which are quite bloody, and creative. The film could have been better, but it definitely manages to be a good Slasher film for genre fans looking for an underrated, obscured flick. The film leaves a lot of room for improvement, but overall it is a well crafted horror yarn that relies on a brooding sense of atmosphere to build its tension. This is a worthy addition to the genre, and though far from perfect, it still gives genre fans something that is entertaining to check out. The kill sequences are what makes up for the forgettable performances. If the script would have been rewritten, this Slasher could have stood out among the very best in the genre. As it is, it’s a good outing, and one that is sure to please the most diehard of fans. Hospital Massacre is a bit different, and does offer some tense atmosphere, which is what most films lack. However, most of the time relies on all the ingredients that have made the genre popular among fans. The film is a must see for fans of obscured horror yarns, and though lacking in great story, the gore and kill sequences more than make up for it.

Final Rating:
6/10

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Xtro review

Posted in Sci Fi Horror with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 24, 2013 by Alex Roy

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Xtro (1982)

Tagline: When Tony grows up, he’s going to be just like Daddy!

Directed by:
Harry Bromley Davenport

Produced by:
Mark Forstater

Run Time:
81 minutes

Released:
August 6, 1982

Review:

Decent Alien Rip-off, Xtro doesn’t cover new ground in terms of alien themed horror films, but is a fun little B movie that boasts some memorable moments. However I have seen far better rip-off of Alien and Xtro though somewhat entertaining, leaves a lot to be desired in terms of what it could have been.  I enjoyed the film for what it was, but felt it could have been a bit better.  The performances were an aspect that could have greatly improved, however the gore effects is where the film excelled and they were quite good considering the budget of the film. Sci Fi horror fans may enjoy the camp value of Xtro, but they will surely feel that in terms of an Alien type horror yarn, it is a weak affair that is really only worth checking out once. Unlike its horrible sequels, this was actually quite entertaining and decent despite the fact that it was weak compared to others in this genre. The best way to view this film is as a guilty pleasure.  The effects are the best thing about the film and it overcomes its slightly thin plot. Gore fans may enjoy I, but to those looking for great horror that is memorable and thrilling, you’ll sadly be disappointed. This is a decent picture that delivers good effects, but leaves a lot to be desired from its weak plot. Expect something mildly amusing, and you may like it. I enjoyed the film, but I also felt it could have been much better as well, and there was plenty of room for improvement.

Final Rating:
5/10

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Xtro II: The Second Encounter review

Posted in Bad Horror, Sci Fi Horror with tags , , , , , , , on March 24, 2013 by Alex Roy

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Xtro II: The Second Encounter (1990)

Tagline:  Part Alien. Part Predator. All Terror.

Directed by:
Harry Bromley Davenport

Produced by:
John A. Curtis
John Eyres

Run Time:
92 minutes

Released:
October 19, 1990

Review:

Sequel to Xtro is a stupid, painful film that doesn’t continue to story of the first film. I really don’t see why the filmmakers bothered at making a sequel, as this one just fails to have anything worth seeing. This sequel is filled with a bad cast, a poor plot and poor direction. I really hated the film, and it didn’t offer anything to the viewer. The original Xtro was nothing great and quite frankly didn’t really stand out in the genre. Not to mention it absolutely unnecessary of being followed up by a sequel, which didn’t add anything new to the first film. I really didn’t enjoy the film, and I felt it was a painful film to watch that looked cheap and was made to make a quick buck. This is an awful piece of trash that just doesn’t work to entertain the viewer. Instead the viewer feel strained, and that’s how I felt watching this film as the film tried to introduce a concept was too ambitious, and failed with its ideas due to a poorly written script that lacked in terms of good story. The first entry at least had some effective effects to keep you interested, but this one simply is a mess of a film that simply doesn’t pull off anything remarkable. This is a totally unrelated film to the original, and I really don’t know why the film bears the Xtro name. This is simply put low-budget trash that relies on poor acting, poorly developed ideas and unfocused directing to try an appeal to fans of the original. The first Xtro was decent at best with plenty of imperfections, at least it was entertaining. However this one fails and should be avoided.

Final Rating:
2/10

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TerrorVision review

Posted in Horror Comedy, Sci Fi Horror, So bad, it's good with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 19, 2013 by Alex Roy

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TerrorVision (1986)

Tagline: People of Earth, your planet is about to be destroyed… We’re terribly sorry for the inconvenience.

Directed by:
Ted Nicolaou

Produced by:
Albert Band
Charles Band
Debra Dion

Run Time:
83 minutes

Released:
February 14, 1986

Review:

Unique horror comedy that gives the viewer a truly eccentric viewing experience, TerrorVision is one of those movies that relishes in delivering so bad it’s good entertainment that is purely designed for B movie fans looking for their fix in low-budget horror schlock. This is a film that has over the top acting to the point where it’s laughably bad, but there’s a charming quality to the film that you simply can’t turn away. The film delivers in the gross out shocks and if that is what you’re looking for, then this is the film for you. There’s plenty of gore here to please fans of these types of movies, and although a heavily flawed movie, this is enjoyable for what it is. This is not a film for everyone as it is really quite ridiculous. However if you’re looking for a good laugh out loud, stupid horror comedy, then by all means, TerrorVision is a film that you should see for a night of bad movie fun. This is cheesy, tongue in cheek   horror. If films like this are your cup of tea, then give it a shot. However for fans looking for something good to watch, they’ll sadly be disappointed with this one as it is low-budget trash at its finest. For B movie fans, TerrorVision is a good little gem of a movie worth seeing for mindless entertainment fun. Don’t expect anything truly terrifying as you won’t find anything here. Go into this one with an open mind and you may enjoy it. The film really shines with the effects and monster carnage, which some characters are totally oblivious until it’s too late. As a B movie, this one is so bad it’s good, but as a classic of the genre, this doesn’t cut it. Expect mindless ridiculous horror with cringe worthy acting and dialogue and have fun with it.

Final Rating:
6/10

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Frogs review

Posted in Nature Gone Wild with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 15, 2013 by Alex Roy

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Frogs  (1972)

Tagline: Today the pond! Tomorrow the world!

Directed by:
George McCowan

Produced by:
George Edwards
Peter Thomas

Run Time:
90 minutes

Released:
March 10, 1972

Review:

More often than not, there are several obscured horror gems that have been long since forgotten and in the case of Frogs, that’s very much the case.  There has been several movies featuring killer creatures and it spawned an entire genre of horror commonly known as Nature gone wild. As cheesy as this film is, there is a tense atmosphere that lingers over the movie and it adds to the tone of the movie. Acting wise there are no standout performances, but the cast do a good job with a decent script. This is the type of film that is designed for pure mindless fun and in that respect, it does that very well. The film is flawed, but is pure fun from start to finish. If you love low-budget horror flicks, then this is a must see movie. The plot is ridiculous, however it works due to the fact that these genre films tend to display in deadly ways that is sure to pique the interest of the viewer. Killer frogs, you ask? Well, how entertaining can it be or how amusing can a film like this be. The answer is, quite entertaining, if you’re in the mood for some cheesy killer creature entertainment.  One of the film’s highpoints is the dark, ominous score by Les Baxter. Frogs is so bad it’s good entertainment that should be seen by horror enthusiasts. If you’re in the mood for a silly good time, give Frogs a viewing as it is among the most original killer creature films I’ve seen. Be warned however, this is not a film that will win any awards, but is sure going to entertain you if you enjoy these types of films. With a chilling atmosphere, Frogs is one of the most underrated films in the nature gone wild genre and it should be rediscovered by horror fans simply for its camp value.

Final Rating:
6/10

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Thankskilling review

Posted in Horror Comedy, So bad, it's good with tags , , , , , , , on February 7, 2013 by Alex Roy

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 Thankskilling (2009)

Tagline: gobble, gobble Motherfucker!

Directed by:
Jordan Downey

Produced by:
Kevin Stewart
Jordan Downey

Run time:
70 minutes

Released:
November 17, 2009

Review:

This film is one of the rare times in horror genre where the filmmakers try to purposely create a film that is so bad it’s good. Everything you see is intentional. Right off the bat, Thankskilling is a film that no one should take seriously. In terms of entertainment value, this film delivers something so cheesy that it’s actually worth seeing. This is a ridiculous premise and it works. Go into this one with an open mind, you’re sure to have a good laugh. The film is about a killer turkey, and yes, you heard that right. Everything is over the top, and the cast are pretty bad. However that’s all part of the fun.  This has got to be one of the most original low-budget horror comedies that I have seen in quite some time. The special effects are cheesy and silly, and this is a picture that is sure to delight low-budget film freaks everywhere. Remember that this is meant to be stupid and entertaining. Don’t expect anything great with this one. Thankskilling is tongue in cheek comedic horror at its best and I haven’t seen anything that rivals it in so bad it’s good horror, except maybe Troll 2. The best way to enjoy this film is with friends while you’re having a bad movie night. This is one of the few bad movies that actually manages to be quite entertaining due to its sheer ridiculous plot. If you want something different in terms of a horror comedy, then this is a film to watch. The film is intentionally bad, but it works because it is simply too much fun if you’re in the right mood.

Final Rating:
6/10

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Thankskilling 3 review

Posted in Bad Horror, Horror Comedy, So bad, it's good with tags , , , , , , on February 7, 2013 by Alex Roy

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Thankskilling 3 (2012)

Tagline: gobble, gobble Motherfucker!

Directed by:
Jordan Downey

Produced by:
Kevin Stewart
Jordan Downey
Ricky Fosheim

Run time:
99 minutes

Released:
November 1, 2012

Review:

Thankskilling 3 is the follow-up to the original, and it serves more ridiculous ideas. I quite enjoyed the first film, and thought it was an original comedy horror film that was so bad it’s good. The sequel on the other hand is disappointing. The comedic elements are more elaborate in the plot is way more silly than the original. The film has a cast composed primarily of puppets, which just doesn’t work. What made the first one worth seeing was the sheer ridiculousness of a murderous turkey killing people with axes, a carver and other assorted tools. That was fun, and entertaining. Thankskilling 3 is bad, with nothing good going for it. I was disappointed and after the entertaining first film, I expected something good with this follow-up. However it just fails. The film could have been quite good, but it relies too much on the puppets, and it just doesn’t have the charm, wit and ultimately the memorable silliness of the first picture. Thankskilling was original and hilarious. This one is trash, uninspired garbage that will disappoint fans of the original. The problem with this one is that the filmmakers try to create something refreshing with the material, but they don’t know how to create something watchable.  The film leaves a lot to be desired and it leaves a lot of room for improvement. At times there are glimpses of what made Thankskilling worth seeing, but it just gets lost in a poorly thought out plot that tries to add layers to a film that had a killer turkey killing people. This is a multi layered mess of a film that just fails to be fun and entertaining. Stick with the first film, and don’t waste your time watching this one.

Final Rating:
4/10

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